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ALPAHBETICAL | CHRONOLOGICAL | BY POPULARITY
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FUNERAL HOME ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS
KARATE PATE`
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1998
TRT: 6:56
Action/Comedy
TMR: 5
A very loose parody of Enter the Dragon, this movie centers around kung fu master Beta-Quan. Initially, he is still a student of Sensei Forkboy, but defeats him to begin his quest. Beta Quan leaves his study in order to reunite with his 'childhood love', but finds a big party going on when he gets to her house. One of the guests, though, is his nemesis - the evil Swan Song San. A big fight breaks out, naturally.
Full Credits
AWARD NOMINATIONS
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1999 Wookiee Awards
·Best Guest Star - Eliot Jordan, Hugo Condeso, Eli Weiss
1999 Wookling Awards
·Best Costumes
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COMMENTARY
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...better to
confuse people with pointless choices than pander to the norm...
-Warren Blyth
...I remember most the mouthful of fake blood for the ending, which wasn't terribly comfortable...-Alan Winston
Expanded Commentary
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Beta Quan defeats Sensei Forkboy
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Jumpy Junkie Mutanto
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Swan Song San
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