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KARATE PATE`

1998
TRT: 6:56
Action/Comedy
TMR: 5

A very loose parody of Enter the Dragon, this movie centers around kung fu master Beta-Quan. Initially, he is still a student of Sensei Forkboy, but defeats him to begin his quest. Beta Quan leaves his study in order to reunite with his 'childhood love', but finds a big party going on when he gets to her house. One of the guests, though, is his nemesis - the evil Swan Song San. A big fight breaks out, naturally.

Full Credits

 AWARD NOMINATIONS
1999 Wookiee Awards
     ·Best Guest Star - Eliot Jordan, Hugo Condeso, Eli Weiss
1999 Wookling Awards
     ·Best Costumes

 COMMENTARY

...better to confuse people with pointless choices than pander to the norm...
-Warren Blyth


...I remember most the mouthful of fake blood for the ending, which wasn't terribly comfortable...
-Alan Winston


Expanded Commentary


Beta Quan defeats Sensei Forkboy

Jumpy Junkie Mutanto

Swan Song San


Relevant links:
Karate Pate` 2 | Warren Blyth | Alan Winston | Carrie Davis


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