Another in the long line of Junk Productions' Random Eyes gauntlets, this one was written by Spencer Dickson. In it, two friends chow down at the local KFC, and start to argue about what the chicken is actually made out of. Perhaps... polymer??? KShawn took some liberties with this one, adding a vulgar German director character who berated the actors as they performed, and ending with an angry, window-smashing tantrum.